- The Safety Dance: What if Jade went around humping everything
- Solaris Knight: She already does
- The Safety Dance: oh
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Requests on DA
Body Shots With Lord English
- YOU ARE NOW TALKING TO A RANDOM FUCKASS. SAY SOMETHING, ASSHOLE!
- ▲: You find yourself standing in the doorway to a lush, green room. A massive bed rests in the center, and upon it lies Lord English, nude and surrounded by various green liquor bottles. He looks at you lustfully with his pool ball eyes.
- ▲: YOU READY FOR BODY SHOTS?
- ▼: *eye twitch* I DIDN'T NEED TO SEE THAT.
- ▲: He pours some of the booze into his large navel
- ▲: COME ON KARKAT
- ▲: HOW CAN YOU EXPECT TO AVOID IT
- ▼: NO. FUCK NO!
- ▲: WHEN I'M ALREADY HERE
- ▲: He draws the troll toward him with his demonic powers
- ▼: HEY, STOP IT, YOU FUCKING NOOKSWAB!
- ▲: Using his massive green hand, he slams Karkat's face into his rock hard abs
- ▲: DRINK UP SWEET CHEEKS
- ▼: *He pulled his head away, gritting his teeth.* FUCK NO.
- ▲: English grabs the boy by the horns and forces him onto the bed
- ▲: THEN I GUESS IT'S MY TURN
- ▼: W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
- ▲: The demon rips off Karkat's shirt, revealing his supple young body. He forces him onto his back, then pours some of the green booze into his... Wait
- ▲: YOU DON'T HAVE A BELLY BUTTON???
- ▲: GOD DAMN IT
- ▼: OF COURSE I DON'T, NOOKSWAB! I'M NOT A FUCKING HUMAN!... OR WHATEVER YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE.
- ▲: THAT'S OKAY. I GUESS I WILL JUST HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER CREVICE TO POUR INTO.
- ▲: English flips him over, eyeing the crease of his back
- ▼: *Karkat lets out a mix of a growl and a yelp and turns his head towards English* WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, YOU FUCKER?!
- ▲: He calmly pours some midori along Karkat's spine, the slurps it up like a liquor luge. The sensation is bizarre to say the least
- ▲: I LIKE MY BOOZE LIKE I LIKE MY BOYS
- ▲: SMOOTH AND SWEET
- ▼: *He groans quietly while trying to get away from English.*
- ▲: English's serpent like tongue snakes fourth from his fanged jaws and laps up the remainder of the alcohol
- ▲: NOW WE'RE GOING TO EXPLORE OTHER DARK POCKETS
- ▲: In a snap, Karkat is naked.
- ▼: W-WHAT THE...?!
- ▲: The demon lustfully gropes the troll boy's buttocks. He glances at a long-necked bottle, and snatches it up
- ▼: *Karkat covers his mouth with his hand, trying not to make any sounds, while a bright red blush was making its appearance on the Cancer's cheeks.*
- ▲: Lord English reaches off the bed, to his nightstand, grabbing a conveniently located enema kit.
- ▲: WE'RE BOTH GOING TO ENJOY THIS
- ▲: I KNOW IT
- ▼: *Karkat's eyes widen in horror as he catches a glimpse of the kit.*
- ▲: The monster lubes the end of the long hose, then jams into into Karkat's virgin nook
- ▲: MY MY YOU'RE VERY TIGHT
- ▼: *Karkat lets out a loud moan when English violently slams himself inside the Cancer.*
- ▲: English, pleased by his willingness, grabs the funneled end of the enema, and begins to pour in the hooch
- ▲: The liquor slowly fills Karkat's wanting rectum
- ▲: THIS SHOULD GET YOU VERY DRUNK VERY FAST
- ▼ HAS DUMPED YOU, CHUMP.
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